Monday, August 3, 2009

What Some Say About College

You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
--Elbert Hubbard

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
--Second Law of Applied Terror

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
--Third Law of Applied Terror

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
— George Lorimer

I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that's one of the reasons for campus unrest.
— Kent McCord

The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
--George Edwin Howes

A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.
--Thomas Ehrlich

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