Doctor Speech
A doctor is giving a speech at a local awards ceremony, but when he looks down at the notes he'd jotted down, he can't understand what they say. Frantic, the doctor calls out, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"
Miracle Drug
A miracle drug is one that is now the same price as it was last year.
Light Bulbs
How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to do it three times a day for 10 days.
SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Medicine for an ear ache"
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
2 comments:
Good pharmacist joke :-)
Pharmacist humor is not funny to anyone but pharmacists. Even then I have my doubts.....
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