Friday, February 5, 2010

Any Allergies?

Another day at work...

Me: Hello sir, how can I help you?

Patient: Well I need this filled (as he hands me a script)

Me: Have you ever had a prescription at this pharmacy chain before?

Patient: Maybe, I am not sure. Have I?

Me: Ok, I assume if you cannot remember you probably have not in the past two years.
Do you have any health conditions or allergies we should be aware of?

Patient: When I smoked pot I would get a headache and itchy skin.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You get all the winners.

Anonymous said...

and I thought working at Carson's during Christmas season was bad...:)
and again, you win the most ridiculous story from work prize